some japanese translation

1 files changed, 46 insertions, 24 deletions

diff --git a/static/js/youdontdare.js b/static/js/youdontdare.js
index 39488cc8..8e0c8aa4 100644
--- a/static/js/youdontdare.js
+++ b/static/js/youdontdare.js
@@ -1,21 +1,41 @@
 let FACounter = 0
 let timesFA = document.getElementById('timesFA')
+const lang = document.documentElement.lang
 const FUpMessages = (FACounter) => {
-    if (FACounter === 0) return "Hey! Back off, fuckface!";
-    if (FACounter === 4) return "Don't you fucking dare, you little shit!";
-    if (FACounter === 9) return "Haven't you fucked around enough, you absolute wankstain?";
-    if (FACounter === 14) return "Aren't you a relentless cockwomble? Fuck off already!";
-    if (FACounter === 19) return "Fucking hell, you're like herpes - just won't go away!";
-    if (FACounter === 24) return "I'm done. Go play in traffic, you waste of oxygen.";
-    if (FACounter === 41) return "Congrats, you've found the meaning of life: being a colossal pain in my ass!";
-    if (FACounter === 49) return "Half a hundred clicks? Did your parents not hug you enough?";
-    if (FACounter === 68) return "Nice. Now go get laid for real, you horny bastard.";
-    if (FACounter === 99) return "Triple digits? You're a special kind of fucked up, aren't you?";
-    if (FACounter === 419) return "Blaze it and fuck off, you stoner dipshit.";
-    if (FACounter % 1000 === 999) return "A thousand clicks? I hope your finger falls off, you absolute lunatic!";
-    if (FACounter % 500 === 499) return "Jesus fucking Christ, get a life or I'll find one for you in a dumpster!";
-    if (FACounter % 100 === 99) return "Another hundred? Your therapist is getting rich off your issues!";
-    if (FACounter > 4999) return "Keep clicking, fuckface. I'm sure it'll fill the void in your pathetic life.";
+    if (lang === 'ja') {
+        if (FACounter === 0) return "おい！引っ込んでろ、クソ野郎！"
+        if (FACounter === 4) return "やんのかコラ、このクソガキが！"
+        if (FACounter === 9) return "まだ調子こいてんのか、このクソ野郎？"
+        if (FACounter === 14) return "しつこいんだよ、このゴミクズ野郎！さっさと消えろ！"
+        if (FACounter === 19) return "マジでウザい！ヘルペスかよ、消えねぇな！"
+        if (FACounter === 24) return "もう勘弁。さっさと死ね、このクソ無駄酸素野郎。"
+        if (FACounter === 41) return "おめでとう、人生の意味を見つけたな：俺をイラつかせることだ！"
+        if (FACounter === 49) return "50回も？マジで親に愛されなかったの？"
+        if (FACounter === 68) return "ナイス。現実でヤレよ、このスケベ野郎。"
+        if (FACounter === 99) return "3桁？お前、特別なクソ野郎だな。"
+        if (FACounter === 419) return "4:20でクソ燻ってろ、このバカチョン野郎。"
+        if (FACounter % 1000 === 999) return "1000回？指が腐って落ちちまえ、このキチガイ野郎！"
+        if (FACounter % 500 === 499) return "マジでクソ人生見つけろよ！ゴミ箱でも漁ってろ！"
+        if (FACounter % 100 === 99) return "また100回？お前の精神科医、ウハウハだぞ！"
+        if (FACounter > 4999) return "クリックし続けろよ、バーカ。お前の悲しい人生の穴埋めになるさ。"
+    } else {
+        // Original English messages
+        if (FACounter === 0) return "Hey! Back off, fuckface!"
+        if (FACounter === 4) return "Don't you fucking dare, you little shit!"
+        if (FACounter === 9) return "Haven't you fucked around enough, you absolute wankstain?"
+        if (FACounter === 14) return "Aren't you a relentless cockwomble? Fuck off already!"
+        if (FACounter === 19) return "Fucking hell, you're like herpes - just won't go away!"
+        if (FACounter === 24) return "I'm done. Go play in traffic, you waste of oxygen."
+        if (FACounter === 41) return "Congrats, you've found the meaning of life: being a colossal pain in my ass!"
+        if (FACounter === 49) return "Half a hundred clicks? Did your parents not hug you enough?"
+        if (FACounter === 68) return "Nice. Now go get laid for real, you horny bastard."
+        if (FACounter === 99) return "Triple digits? You're a special kind of fucked up, aren't you?"
+        if (FACounter === 419) return "Blaze it and fuck off, you stoner dipshit."
+        if (FACounter % 1000 === 999) return "A thousand clicks? I hope your finger falls off, you absolute lunatic!"
+        if (FACounter % 500 === 499) return "Jesus fucking Christ, get a life or I'll find one for you in a dumpster!"
+        if (FACounter % 100 === 99) return "Another hundred? Your therapist is getting rich off your issues!"
+        if (FACounter > 4999) return "Keep clicking, fuckface. I'm sure it'll fill the void in your pathetic life."
+    }
 }
 
 function dontYouDare(event) {
@@ -56,21 +76,23 @@ function applyStyles(x, y, container) {
     container.style.fontSize = '8px'
     container.style.userSelect = 'none'
     container.style.transition = 'opacity 0.5s ease-in-out'
-    container.style.textShadow = '0 0 2px #e014df, 0 0 4px #e014df, 0 0 6px #e014df, 0 0 10px #ff00ff, 0 0 14px #ff00ff';
-    container.style.color = '#ffffff';
-    container.style.backgroundColor = '#8a0885';
-    container.style.padding = '4px 8px';
-    container.style.border = '1px solid #e014df';
-    container.style.borderRadius = '2px';
-    container.style.fontWeight = 'bold';
+    container.style.textShadow = '0 0 2px #e014df, 0 0 4px #e014df, 0 0 6px #e014df, 0 0 10px #ff00ff, 0 0 14px #ff00ff'
+    container.style.color = '#ffffff'
+    container.style.backgroundColor = '#8a0885'
+    container.style.padding = '4px 8px'
+    container.style.border = '1px solid #e014df'
+    container.style.borderRadius = '2px'
+    container.style.fontWeight = 'bold'
     container.style.zIndex = 1
 }
 
 function leaveWebsite() {
-    const question = 'Ah, the choice of cowardice! Even trying to click on the disabled button. Let me humour you for once! Are you sure you want to leave?'
+    const question = lang === 'ja'
+        ? '臆病者の選択か！無効なボタンをクリックしようとしてるのか。一度だけ付き合ってやるよ！本当に出て行くのか？'
+        : 'Ah, the choice of cowardice! Even trying to click on the disabled button. Let me humour you for once! Are you sure you want to leave?'
 
     if (confirm(question)) {
-        alert('Mentally Weak Coward!')
+        alert(lang === 'ja' ? '精神的に弱いクソ野郎め！' : 'Mentally Weak Coward!')
     }
 }