let FACounter = 0 let timesFA = document.getElementById('timesFA') const lang = document.documentElement.lang const FUpMessages = (FACounter) => { if (lang === 'ja') { if (FACounter === 0) return "おい!引っ込んでろ、クソ野郎!" if (FACounter === 4) return "やんのかコラ、このクソガキが!" if (FACounter === 9) return "まだ調子こいてんのか、このクソ野郎?" if (FACounter === 14) return "しつこいんだよ、このゴミクズ野郎!さっさと消えろ!" if (FACounter === 19) return "マジでウザい!ヘルペスかよ、消えねぇな!" if (FACounter === 24) return "もう勘弁。さっさと死ね、このクソ無駄酸素野郎。" if (FACounter === 41) return "おめでとう、人生の意味を見つけたな:俺をイラつかせることだ!" if (FACounter === 49) return "50回も?マジで親に愛されなかったの?" if (FACounter === 68) return "ナイス。現実でヤレよ、このスケベ野郎。" if (FACounter === 99) return "3桁?お前、特別なクソ野郎だな。" if (FACounter === 419) return "4:20でクソ燻ってろ、このバカチョン野郎。" if (FACounter % 1000 === 999) return "1000回?指が腐って落ちちまえ、このキチガイ野郎!" if (FACounter % 500 === 499) return "マジでクソ人生見つけろよ!ゴミ箱でも漁ってろ!" if (FACounter % 100 === 99) return "また100回?お前の精神科医、ウハウハだぞ!" if (FACounter > 4999) return "クリックし続けろよ、バーカ。お前の悲しい人生の穴埋めになるさ。" } else { // Original English messages if (FACounter === 0) return "Hey! Back off, fuckface!" if (FACounter === 4) return "Don't you fucking dare, you little shit!" if (FACounter === 9) return "Haven't you fucked around enough, you absolute wankstain?" if (FACounter === 14) return "Aren't you a relentless cockwomble? Fuck off already!" if (FACounter === 19) return "Fucking hell, you're like herpes - just won't go away!" if (FACounter === 24) return "I'm done. Go play in traffic, you waste of oxygen." if (FACounter === 41) return "Congrats, you've found the meaning of life: being a colossal pain in my ass!" if (FACounter === 49) return "Half a hundred clicks? Did your parents not hug you enough?" if (FACounter === 68) return "Nice. Now go get laid for real, you horny bastard." if (FACounter === 99) return "Triple digits? You're a special kind of fucked up, aren't you?" if (FACounter === 419) return "Blaze it and fuck off, you stoner dipshit." if (FACounter % 1000 === 999) return "A thousand clicks? I hope your finger falls off, you absolute lunatic!" if (FACounter % 500 === 499) return "Jesus fucking Christ, get a life or I'll find one for you in a dumpster!" if (FACounter % 100 === 99) return "Another hundred? Your therapist is getting rich off your issues!" if (FACounter > 4999) return "Keep clicking, fuckface. I'm sure it'll fill the void in your pathetic life." } } function dontYouDare(event) { if (timesFA.parentElement.style.display === 'none') { timesFA.parentElement.style.display = 'block' } const previousFAButton = document.getElementById('FAButton') if (previousFAButton) { document.body.removeChild(previousFAButton) } const FAButton = document.createElement('div') FAButton.id = 'FAButton' FAButton.textContent = FUpMessages(FACounter) if (FAButton.textContent) { applyStyles(event.clientX, event.clientY, FAButton) document.body.appendChild(FAButton) } FACounter += 1 timesFA.innerText = FACounter setTimeout(() => { FAButton.style.opacity = 0 setTimeout(() => { try { document.body.removeChild(FAButton) } catch { // pass } }, 100) }, 6000) } function applyStyles(x, y, container) { container.style.position = 'absolute' container.style.top = `${y}px` container.style.left = `${x}px` container.style.fontSize = '11px' container.style.userSelect = 'none' container.style.transition = 'opacity 0.5s ease-in-out' container.style.textShadow = '0 0 2px #e014df, 0 0 4px #e014df, 0 0 6px #e014df, 0 0 10px #ff00ff, 0 0 14px #ff00ff' container.style.color = '#ffffff' container.style.backgroundColor = '#8a0885' container.style.padding = '4px 8px' container.style.border = '1px solid #e014df' container.style.borderRadius = '2px' container.style.fontWeight = 'bold' container.style.zIndex = 1 } function leaveWebsite() { const question = lang === 'ja' ? '臆病者の選択か!無効なボタンをクリックしようとしてるのか。一度だけ付き合ってやるよ!本当に出て行くのか?' : 'Ah, the choice of cowardice! Even trying to click on the disabled button. Let me humour you for once! Are you sure you want to leave?' if (confirm(question)) { alert(lang === 'ja' ? '精神的に弱いクソ野郎め!' : 'Mentally Weak Coward!') } } function stopAndPlayPresentDay() { const audio = document.getElementById('presentDayAudio') audio.currentTime = 0 audio.play() }