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var Hacker = function (faker) {
  var self = this;
  
  self.abbreviation = function () {
    return faker.random.arrayElement(faker.definitions.hacker.abbreviation);
  };

  self.adjective = function () {
    return faker.random.arrayElement(faker.definitions.hacker.adjective);
  };

  self.noun = function () {
    return faker.random.arrayElement(faker.definitions.hacker.noun);
  };

  self.verb = function () {
    return faker.random.arrayElement(faker.definitions.hacker.verb);
  };

  self.ingverb = function () {
    return faker.random.arrayElement(faker.definitions.hacker.ingverb);
  };

  self.phrase = function () {

    var data = {
      abbreviation: self.abbreviation(),
      adjective: self.adjective(),
      ingverb: self.ingverb(),
      noun: self.noun(),
      verb: self.verb()
    };

    var phrase = faker.random.arrayElement([ "If we {{verb}} the {{noun}}, we can get to the {{abbreviation}} {{noun}} through the {{adjective}} {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}!",
      "We need to {{verb}} the {{adjective}} {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}!",
      "Try to {{verb}} the {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}, maybe it will {{verb}} the {{adjective}} {{noun}}!",
      "You can't {{verb}} the {{noun}} without {{ingverb}} the {{adjective}} {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}!",
      "Use the {{adjective}} {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}, then you can {{verb}} the {{adjective}} {{noun}}!",
      "The {{abbreviation}} {{noun}} is down, {{verb}} the {{adjective}} {{noun}} so we can {{verb}} the {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}!",
      "{{ingverb}} the {{noun}} won't do anything, we need to {{verb}} the {{adjective}} {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}!",
      "I'll {{verb}} the {{adjective}} {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}, that should {{noun}} the {{abbreviation}} {{noun}}!"
   ]);

   return faker.helpers.mustache(phrase, data);

  };
  
  return self;
};

module['exports'] = Hacker;