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let FACounter = 0
let timesFA = document.getElementById('timesFA')
const lang = document.documentElement.lang
const FUpMessages = (FACounter) => {
if (lang === 'ja') {
if (FACounter === 0) return "おい！引っ込んでろ、クソ野郎！"
if (FACounter === 4) return "やんのかコラ、このクソガキが！"
if (FACounter === 9) return "まだ調子こいてんのか、このクソ野郎？"
if (FACounter === 14) return "しつこいんだよ、このゴミクズ野郎！さっさと消えろ！"
if (FACounter === 19) return "マジでウザい！ヘルペスかよ、消えねぇな！"
if (FACounter === 24) return "もう勘弁。さっさと死ね、このクソ無駄酸素野郎。"
if (FACounter === 41) return "おめでとう、人生の意味を見つけたな：俺をイラつかせることだ！"
if (FACounter === 49) return "50回も？マジで親に愛されなかったの？"
if (FACounter === 68) return "ナイス。現実でヤレよ、このスケベ野郎。"
if (FACounter === 99) return "3桁？お前、特別なクソ野郎だな。"
if (FACounter === 419) return "4:20でクソ燻ってろ、このバカチョン野郎。"
if (FACounter % 1000 === 999) return "1000回？指が腐って落ちちまえ、このキチガイ野郎！"
if (FACounter % 500 === 499) return "マジでクソ人生見つけろよ！ゴミ箱でも漁ってろ！"
if (FACounter % 100 === 99) return "また100回？お前の精神科医、ウハウハだぞ！"
if (FACounter > 4999) return "クリックし続けろよ、バーカ。お前の悲しい人生の穴埋めになるさ。"
} else {
// Original English messages
if (FACounter === 0) return "Hey! Back off, fuckface!"
if (FACounter === 4) return "Don't you fucking dare, you little shit!"
if (FACounter === 9) return "Haven't you fucked around enough, you absolute wankstain?"
if (FACounter === 14) return "Aren't you a relentless cockwomble? Fuck off already!"
if (FACounter === 19) return "Fucking hell, you're like herpes - just won't go away!"
if (FACounter === 24) return "I'm done. Go play in traffic, you waste of oxygen."
if (FACounter === 41) return "Congrats, you've found the meaning of life: being a colossal pain in my ass!"
if (FACounter === 49) return "Half a hundred clicks? Did your parents not hug you enough?"
if (FACounter === 68) return "Nice. Now go get laid for real, you horny bastard."
if (FACounter === 99) return "Triple digits? You're a special kind of fucked up, aren't you?"
if (FACounter === 419) return "Blaze it and fuck off, you stoner dipshit."
if (FACounter % 1000 === 999) return "A thousand clicks? I hope your finger falls off, you absolute lunatic!"
if (FACounter % 500 === 499) return "Jesus fucking Christ, get a life or I'll find one for you in a dumpster!"
if (FACounter % 100 === 99) return "Another hundred? Your therapist is getting rich off your issues!"
if (FACounter > 4999) return "Keep clicking, fuckface. I'm sure it'll fill the void in your pathetic life."
}
}
function dontYouDare(event) {
if (timesFA.parentElement.style.display === 'none') {
timesFA.parentElement.style.display = 'block'
}
const previousFAButton = document.getElementById('FAButton')
if (previousFAButton) {
document.body.removeChild(previousFAButton)
}
const FAButton = document.createElement('div')
FAButton.id = 'FAButton'
FAButton.textContent = FUpMessages(FACounter)
if (FAButton.textContent) {
applyStyles(event.clientX, event.clientY, FAButton)
document.body.appendChild(FAButton)
}
FACounter += 1
timesFA.innerText = FACounter
setTimeout(() => {
FAButton.style.opacity = 0
setTimeout(() => {
try {
document.body.removeChild(FAButton)
} catch {
// pass
}
}, 100)
}, 6000)
}
function applyStyles(x, y, container) {
container.style.position = 'absolute'
container.style.top = `${y}px`
container.style.left = `${x}px`
container.style.fontSize = '11px'
container.style.userSelect = 'none'
container.style.transition = 'opacity 0.5s ease-in-out'
container.style.textShadow = '0 0 2px #e014df, 0 0 4px #e014df, 0 0 6px #e014df, 0 0 10px #ff00ff, 0 0 14px #ff00ff'
container.style.color = '#ffffff'
container.style.backgroundColor = '#8a0885'
container.style.padding = '4px 8px'
container.style.border = '1px solid #e014df'
container.style.borderRadius = '2px'
container.style.fontWeight = 'bold'
container.style.zIndex = 1
}
function leaveWebsite() {
const question = lang === 'ja'
? '臆病者の選択か！無効なボタンをクリックしようとしてるのか。一度だけ付き合ってやるよ！本当に出て行くのか？'
: 'Ah, the choice of cowardice! Even trying to click on the disabled button. Let me humour you for once! Are you sure you want to leave?'
if (confirm(question)) {
alert(lang === 'ja' ? '精神的に弱いクソ野郎め！' : 'Mentally Weak Coward!')
}
}
function stopAndPlayPresentDay() {
const audio = document.getElementById('presentDayAudio')
audio.currentTime = 0
audio.play()
}
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